17 One-Liners That Will Kill Any First Date

Flickr / Prasanna Raju
Flickr / Prasanna Raju
Found on AskReddit.

1.

“I love you.”

2.

“I’d like to tell you about my Lord and Savior.”

3.

“Is this place within 200 feet of a school?”

4.

“My mom’s calling—give me a minute.”

5.

“I’m just a normal brony who loves Nickelback.”

6.

“I wake up to Fox News every morning.”

7.

“I think I can smell your genitals.”

8.

“I shall think about you in the shower tonight.”

9.

“How much sex before we get married?”

10.

“Your children need to leave if I come over.”

11.

“Our babies would be so cute!”

12.

“Wow, you’re fatter in person.”

13.

“If we are going to keep dating, I need you to lose some weight.”

14.

“You remind me of my mother!”

15.

“Technically, on paper, I’m married.”

16.

“Ayy baby, you want some fuck?”

17.

“I beat herpes.” TC mark



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